[tba]

I have vinegared the humidifier. I have Bon Ami’d the litter box. We have a water filter pitcher now; I washed that out, too. I’m gonna wash my tights so I have pretty things to wear this week. And then I’m going to make myself a motherfucking steak.

I felt like a depressed lil sloth at the end of yesterday, so this is partly in response to that.

It is also in response to stinkiness.