hallekiefer:

Haha, Matt, don’t you get it? Marriage is a prison and children are an unending nightmare of screaming need? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Come on, that’s pretty good.
mattfisher:

I trust that this film is just as noble as all of Megan Fox’s endeavors, but on behalf of my wife Dana and my son Keaton, this poster can kiss my ass.
(ooohposters)


Me: Whaaat!
Tanner: What are you freaking out about?
Me: I don’t care how bad this movie looks - all my favorite people are in it. I love all but one of them! And look how badly photoshopped they are!
Tanner: I like that.

hallekiefer:

Haha, Matt, don’t you get it? Marriage is a prison and children are an unending nightmare of screaming need? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Come on, that’s pretty good.

mattfisher:

I trust that this film is just as noble as all of Megan Fox’s endeavors, but on behalf of my wife Dana and my son Keaton, this poster can kiss my ass.

(ooohposters)

Me: Whaaat!

Tanner: What are you freaking out about?

Me: I don’t care how bad this movie looks - all my favorite people are in it. I love all but one of them! And look how badly photoshopped they are!

Tanner: I like that.