[tba]

she might try to steal your husband,
she might try to have your baby

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I have vinegared the humidifier. I have Bon Ami’d the litter box. We have a water filter pitcher now; I washed that out, too. I’m gonna wash my tights so I have pretty things to wear this week. And then I’m going to make myself a motherfucking steak.

I felt like a depressed lil sloth at the end of yesterday, so this is partly in response to that.

It is also in response to stinkiness.

Filed under courtesy of the awl and the hairpin asked a clean person and an angry man on being 29 which should be grown up

  1. jaimealyse posted this