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February 2012

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Feb 10, 201211 notes
#kitty quarantine #he squeezed his head through the bars while i was typing
"But now I realize that I do have a bit of work-related advice for young people! And it's something you maybe actually need to know." → theawl.com

Listen to Choire. Choire is the best. Choire is never not the best.

Feb 10, 20125 notes
#choire #the awl #advice
Feb 10, 20126 notes
Feb 10, 201210 notes
#ad astra

I probably should’ve opened the attachment that came with my astrobiology problem set a little sooner. Because it’s a 28-page scholarly paper on which one of the questions is based. 

It’s about the definition of a planet, so I do already know this:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PLUTO!

That’s probably a valid answer.

Feb 10, 20122 notes
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Feb 10, 201268 notes
#i'm the hulk #i'm the hulk #no you're bruce banner
AH MY OLD BOSS IS ON SMASH!

Get off my TV, Bobby LuPone!

Feb 9, 20123 notes
#it is not fair to me nor to tanner for me to be watching this with him and not other theatre nerds
very timely

So like the third line of dialogue in Smash is “why doesn’t anyone do new musicals any more?” and I just am ready to die of shame.

Oh but look Brian D’arcy James!

I am insufferable to watch this with.

Feb 9, 20125 notes
#also i will never forgive christian borle for cheating on sutton foster
Feb 9, 201215 notes
#new baby! fat baby!

Boyfriend not home to go to dinner for an hour?

Go eat a whole bag of Snap Pea Crisps.

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This morning I washed the dishes, made eggs, packed lunch in my new HOT THERMOS SOUP THINGIE *and* made coffee to bring to class. I emailed myself my bibliography - 30 sources and I have another 30 beyond that - to print at school before class. And I’m ready to leave a few minutes early?

I must’ve blacked out and it’s actually Friday.

Feb 9, 20122 notes
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Feb 7, 201220 notes
(via text)
  • Dad: Saw a Nxt Gen from 1988 never saw before. About visiting a planet where women are in control.
  • Me: Did riker bang one of them?
  • Dad: Yep
  • Me: Oh riker
  • Dad: Wearing sort of satin shirt and huge earing. Him not her. Everyone looks sooo 80ish
  • Dad: 80s ish
  • Me: I just saw one where the dr and Troy are in aerobics leotardsp
  • Dad: And Will looked like 10
  • Me: he's so whiney
  • Dad: Gay today?
  • Me: Nope. Nerd icon. Author. Has a teenage son.
  • Dad: Not my goal in life to be a 'Nerd Icon;
  • Me: It is mine
  • Dad: Ha ha. You're already one
Feb 7, 20127 notes
#well what does he expect if he raised me on star trek #star trek
Feb 7, 20126 notes

Some day I will learn to improvisationally balance chicken stock, coconut milk, and curry paste. Some day. Not today.

Feb 7, 20121 note
#where did all the salt come from??
Feb 7, 20122 notes
#she's not dead they're just adopting a different one
Feb 7, 2012
#pictures for sad children
Feb 6, 201289 notes
Listen

This is the full song, but someone just learned how to make ringtones in Garage Band!!

Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 20124 notes
#bull
Feb 6, 20124 notes
#bull
Feb 6, 20121,484 notes
The Canyon of Heroes → facebook.com

killingcharlemagne:

Tomorrow the Giants will receive their ticker tape parade. Still no word from President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg on our Iraq veterans and a day of celebration and remembrance. Please follow the above link and come down for a good cause. Also if you haven’t yet, please read this piece and sign the petition below.

Please do your part and sign here.

Feb 6, 201212 notes
“This is another problem rarely dealt with in theater productions. Most are not theatrical. I hear far too many people say something like “what is interesting about theater is it’s aliveness, having real live performers in front of you.” But that is only true if the production is alive. If we just have a few people sitting around a living room discussing the effects of the Iraq war it is not alive, nor very interesting. It is television. Too often bad television. If you want to write and produce TV shows, that is awesome. Go do it! But please, for the love of god, don’t put them on stage.” —(via theemptyspace)
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Feb 6, 201215,612 notes
How are we not best friends yet?

I thiiiiiink because we’ve only been tumblr friends for a week? But that is a good start! I hear tequila is a social lubricant.

Feb 5, 20123 notes
I have had an ounce of tequila - ask away! → jaimealyse.tumblr.com
Feb 5, 2012
#aaaaaaaaaask
Enjoy the tequila.

Not to quote my own tweet at you, but……. 

Feb 5, 20122 notes
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#i will take my BEST SISTER EVER award now thanks!
REALIZATION: CEE-LO IS THE PERSON VERSION OF BULL
Feb 5, 20124 notes

I am the only person on tumblr right now.

Feb 5, 20122 notes

1. I have had tequila.

2. I think I love LMFAO

3. Madonna is shuffling.

4. I always sing along with the scratchy high-pitched noise in the shuffle-break.

Feb 5, 20122 notes
“There’s gladiators. They’re walking. … She’s voguing. … Someone’s, like, airwalking? Airwalking? Moonwalking.” —(Tanner isn’t looking at the TV.)
Feb 5, 20121 note

I was at the gym. 

At 6pm on Superbowl Sunday.

With cat hair all over my gym pants.

Listening to Erasure.

And then I dropped my phone on the treadmill.

I felt so awesome.

So awesome.

So awesome.

Feb 5, 20125 notes
#poem #poetry #poet
Feb 5, 20123 notes
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Blasto, Bullseye, JJGo, MBMBaM, StarTalk, Stop Podcasting Yourself, TBTL, The Indoor Kids.

Cleaned out and updated my podcasts. This list makes me very happy, except for the fact that I typed it up while I needed to be making breakfast. But otherwise. I’ve just returned to the fold on a couple of these after a lengthy absence, and it’s very good to be back.

Feb 5, 20121 note
#the blasto podcast #bullseye #JJGo #mbmbam #stop podcasting yourself #tbtl #podcasts
Feb 4, 201213 notes
#GPOY
Feb 4, 201233 notes
Feb 4, 20121 note
#wilburina

matthewgallaway replied to your photoset: (click for proper viewing.) Sigh.  Bull is…

I think the let-them-work-it-out strategy is a good one, so long as they don’t make each other bleed.

That’s what the original plan from the shelter was, too. (You are wise in the ways of cats, Gallaway!) We started quarantining them when Meg decided to live on top of the fridge and hadn’t used the litterbox in a few days. But she’s pooped and stuff, so she can stay on the fridge now for a while and I don’t care.

I mean, I love her and I want them to work it out.

Feb 3, 20122 notes
#drinkin with cats
Feb 3, 201239 notes
#BOOK
Feb 3, 20128 notes
#fourth of all running in the family is the best book ever #cuh-TSEE-uh
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