December 2011
choire replied to your post: I’m flying to Florida tomorrow and I decided to be healthy and responsible and make lunch for the plane - chicken and brussels sprouts and sweet potato fries, all tasty things cold - but it turns out that I was defrosting *two* chicken legs, so I emailed my flying companions to see if anyone wanted some for plane lunch, and they were all like, nope!, and I got...
I'm flying to Florida tomorrow and I decided to be...
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Reptar is an excellent name for a cat. →
Bacon-wrapped dates are in the oven.
Deviled eggs are in the fridge.
Also in the fridge are slices of cucumber with cream cheese & a piece of smoked salmon, which is a thing I made up that I hope is good.
Last time friends came over to watch Downton Abbey it was the Sunday after Thanksgiving, and I was like, what will I do with this leftover cranberry sauce? So I baked it on top of a wedge of brie, obvs. And then guacamole and little crudités and chips happened. And then today they’re coming over for part two and I am making three different kinds of hors d’oeuvres - like, straight-up...
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iphone jokes
popquizkid:
criticalconsciousness:
Tonight, my friend Alex realized that 28 instagrams is an instaounce.
Eli Is A Math Teacher.
The theatre I used to work at sent me a holiday card. It is signed by two people, of a 15-person (or so) office. Only one of whom worked there when I did. None of whom are the five or so people I directly worked with, including my then-boss, with whom I was a two-person department for three and a half years.
This is more of a fuck-you than no card at all, right?
Merry merry.
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The 2012 Columbia: A Journal of Literature and Art... →
Haaaaaay I’m gonna be managing editor of this magazine next year. Also: enter our contest! (And please share the heck outta this.)
$500 prizes in each genre: fiction, nonfiction, and poetry Plus publication in our landmark 50th issue.
Judges:
Nonfiction: Anne Fadiman The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down National Book Critics Circle Award 1997
Fiction: Dinaw Mengestu How to Read...
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I’m going through my books from last semester to choose which to try to sell back, and to erase my marks and underlines from those. I didn’t do any sort of job of keeping my read books together, so I’m rescuing them from piles next to my bed and on my desk. But some are missing, and the only reason I know this is that I haven’t gotten to the one with margins full of...
I have officially now talked myself into an astronomy course that requires a year of calculus-based physics, which I most certainly do not have!
I have to take it pass/fail anyway, and the professor suggest that for assignments that require more specialized math and physics, maybe they can give me ‘essay’ questions. Yes okay!
He did suggest that I brush up on Newtonian physics, force...
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Wait, what’s that, hindsight? What do you say? Two bowls of rice krispies is neither a good snack nor a good way to procrastinate? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sugar-induced lightheadedness and regret!
"Ps I bought our Christmas avocados!"
Today in Texts From Your Jewish Girlfriend.
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Does anyone else get really excited when they...
Elecampane!
I may have gone a little overboard with today’s sickday lunch - scrambled eggs w/ spinach, bacon, sweet potato ovenfries - I even made a dipping sauce for the fries that I saw on the internet once - but it seems less extravagant when you understand that I wanted to make a hearty lunch so I’d have the energy to go buy Rice Krispies across the street later.
Netflix should have a Sick Day queue, movies you like to keep handy for streaming on days like today. Mine:
Gosford Park
Elizabeth
Bright Young Things (sadly DVD-only)
Doctor Who
That’s a weird little list, isn’t it. Or completely, totally obvious.
The fifth day of being sick is the one where you eat soup and cookies all day, right?
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Have people, people ten years or so in the past, already sufficiently discussed the awfulness of Donna Noble’s wedding dress?
liquidiousfleshbag asked: There is the whole gag reel for that movie! I think it's all up on YouTube, I have the dvd because I'm a giant shameful Trekkie. BUT IT IS ALL SO FUNNY AND GREAT.
Watchliquidiousfleshbag:
joannaestep:
redshoemafia:
bnsnchz:
-andrews:
IN THE EVENT THAT I DO NOT RETURN PLEASE TELL LIEUTENANT UHURA THAT I LUV HER… VAGEEN.
What is happening here…
Zachary Quinto, I fucking love you.
I’ve always loved this part of the gag reel, because we get to see Zach Quinto out-skeeve Chris Pine, and that seems like a tough thing to do, ahaha.
This bit is...
Housing Works Bookstore Cafe: ANOTHER HUGE COOL... →
housingworksbookstore:
Housing Works Bookstore Cafe announces “Safe Space”, a new series for classical musicians and authors to benefit Housing Works
Inaugural event January 9, 2012, with pianist Jonathan Biss and author Adam Haslett
Monday, January 9, 7:00 - 8:30 pm
$12 tickets…
Yessssssss. Not that two of my very good friends are the organizers of this series or anything....
This is the end of the internet - there is no... →
And PS vocal fry is nothing new everyone in college did it.
“Physicists do the most lovely thing: they quantify conviction. They know what...”
– Ann Finkbeiner reaffirms my love of physicists and their weird, weird ways
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I was supposed to do lots of outside-the-house things today, but I feel oncoming-cold crappy, so I cancelled, and then I almost puked at the laundromat, so that’s probably a good thing.
But I really like plans, and even though *I* changed all of them, I still don’t really know what to do.
I just realized I’ve had Bob Costas on the Daily Show paused on my TV for like a solid...
Feel a cold coming on —> chug tea with lemon —> almost puke at the laundromat.
I am really committed to eating healthier than I have been since school started, but today I will be eating rice krispies and soup and that will have to be okay.
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I’m reading Mary Roach’s Stiff, and while I’m realizing that she’s not a model for my eventual science writing, there is something to be learned from a woman who can get from crash test dummies to the shape of a penis is during missionary-position sex* in one footnote.
*”boomerang-shaped”
“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the...”
– Rick Perry (via sinsuality)
Speaking City High to power.
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