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rosasparks: notthatkindagay: adeandabet: therivanqueen: painfully-mainstream: sarahptor: beckysanspants:annahinks:fujiidom: GRADE SCHOOL + FAVORITE SOFT DRINK COEBURN LEMONADE. WALDORF SPRITE BAMBI GINGER ALE ROCK COKE i’m obviously a crack whore. Stamford Park fizzy lychee juice? Victoria Coke Brook Knoll Crystal Pepsi does have a ring to it… Mount Savage...
Migraines are dangerous.
I’m always amused by the onset, mostly amused at myself, because as my vision starts to cut out, usually narrowing down to tunnel vision and cut by little floaters (but today slashed straight through right in front of me, like the sky in A Wrinkle In Time), I can never not think, maybe it’s not a migraine, maybe it’s a stroke or a fast-acting tumor. So today, for example, after...
(and now I’m getting sucked into some very dangerous Jeremy Northam google image search browsing …)
PASTE premieres James Holland's video for the ARMS... →
(via armsongs) My work computer is not up to this challenge, but this is one of my very favorite ARMS songs, so go.
I just spent maybe an hour and a half cooking alone in my kitchen. (Almost all of my cooking is done alone in my kitchen, but sometimes there’s someone in the living room, on the couch.) The time went by unnoticed, as I was otherwise occupied with: chickpea cutlets; tofu and its marinade; asparagus; Canadian podcasters. When I finished - some semblance of “finished,” with half...
Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they...– Shakespeare’s Sister FUCK YES!!eleventy-one!! . :: proofrawk :: . (via resmc) THIS. (via lajacaranda) (via lipstick-feminists) Amen. (via turnabout) Oh hey. This is true.
A question for your Saturday afternoon:
Is there anything better than making fried rice out of leftover Chinese food? Pretty much not. Chinese food, rice, oil, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, sesame oil, an egg. I think I learned this from Mark Bittman. Thank you, Mark Bittman. And thank you, fried rice.
ohhleary: On riding my bike in New York. →
So many people are intimidated to bike in this city because it is assumed that all drivers hate us and are inclined to run over us in the blink of an eye. But why do they hate us? And why do pedestrians hate us? Because we don’t follow simple rules, and by not following these rules, we look like… I put a deposit down on a bike yesterday; after work Tuesday or Wednesday, I will ride that...
Oh look, I tricked the Awl into putting my writing... →
Spiders the size of plates!!! :( :(
natashavc: No! Noooo. Terrible news via this dude who breeds snakes in my probation class. We were discussing our weekends, like we do every week in order to take an inventory of booze/meth/white wine consumption, and fucking, UGH, this Snake Man’s face was really puffy and it’s because snake bit him and he had to shoot an EPI pen INTO HIS NECK. He breeds water cobras and other fucking demonic...
Well, There Go Our Plans for Today
newsweek: Begley’s really great in this, a rundown of why buying green won’t save the planet: Shopping for the planet is just one manifestation of how green activism has gone seriously off course as it has spread a gospel of personal change rather than collective action. Of the Nature Conservancy’s five recommendations for Earth Day, four—figure out your carbon footprint here, time your...
AP: So they've finally taken down those stupid... →
(via inothernews) This whole time I thought it was from Inglorious Basterds, no joke.
Oh fuck. I am out of work on Administrative Professionals Day. (Do receptionists even count?)
My first post for the Awl! And it's about Glee! of... →
mustanghalle: I have a lot of feelings, and so many of them are about the show Glee! And I thank the incredible sex-wizards over at The Awl for honoring and sanctifying that. The funny part about the whole post is, I don’t even own a tv! I have to wander around Brooklyn begging friends to let me force them to watch my stories. It’s also funny because of all the jokes I put in it. So please read...
This is bullshit. →
THIS IS SUPER FUCKING TRUE. →
(via matthewgallaway) Money: “Take our advice, America: don’t take any more fitness advice from the New York Times. Fuck a desperate quest to become “thin.” Fuck trudging endlessly on a treadmill in a neon-lit suburban gym. Fuck calorie-counting on prepackaged diet plans that sell you bad food in small boxes. If you’re interested in fitness, then throw out your...