Does anyone have anything very tiny to celebrate?
Taking a little inventory upon being back in my apartment, post-thanksgiving… I think my sister might be one of the funniest people I know. I kind of want to make a podcast with her, but I mostly just want to get to listen to her talk about Perez Hilton and Boy Meets World all the time. When I go with James and Kate to their parents’ house in Stockbridge, it’s like having...
Sometimes I worry I’m the boom-goes-the-dynamite guy of love.– (via reesies)
"However, I welcome thoughts from anyone who has... →
In case anyone was wondering why this woman is one of my heroes. She’s a smart fucking lady, and can lift some really heavy shit. Also: “snatch.” Ha.
[Choire Sicha having a tumblr makes me feel all...
Tom Scocca Did you punch a hole in the bottom of the can?
Choire Sicha Nope!
Tom Scocca YOU CALL YOURSELF A COOK?
Choire Sicha hasdfhasdfhasdfhadsf
Tom Scocca How do you get the cranberry sauce out?
Choire Sicha With my face mostly.
The best part of a relationship, is getting to call the person, or lay down next...– Tegan Quin (via fuckyeahteganquin) (via straypaper) (via kickaroundkid) (via aconybell) Wait, they’re supposed to give you money??
turnabout: You’re right. But in trying to explain what dramaturgy IS to my criminal justice major friend, she uttered that kind of funny analogy. Which made me laugh. Okay. Attn world: feud averted.
turnabout: RT @proscription: ugh. dramaturgy is to theater as random bag checks are to criminal justice: useless, boring, and costly. Oh do not even GET me started. Dramaturgy is to theatre as editors are to novels, as coaches are to athletes, as your best friend is to you when you want to know how the dress looks or which pair of glasses you should get or if the guy is bad news. Bad...
fuckyeahhousemd: Dr. Cuddy: Are we stopping here so House doesn’t hear us? Dr. Wilson: Unless you wanna make out?